Keep your family safe
in the most AMERICAN way with a CORONA VAPORIZER miniature firearm
Vaporize COVID-19
When the Corona Virus comes knocking at your door you want to be prepared to VAPORIZE it.
Shoots Corona Rays
To see the rays you need Corona-Glasses. Those haven't been invented yet but some birds do have corona-ray-vision.
BPA Free
Even safe in the state of California. Continued use is not known to have any effects. External use only.
ALL MODELS OUT OF STOCK
We have four models of Corona Vaporizers, from left to right:
- The BLASTER
- The SMASHER
- CoronaZooky
- The SNEEZE
America FIRST
To keep AMERICA safe we import the CORONA VAPORIZER pistols from China where they have already encountered COVID-19 and therefore have already acquired immunity.
News
For news about Corona Vaporizer and to find out when we’re back in stock, please follow us on twitter and go CoronaZooky on that like button.
Contact
We’d love for you to get in touch with us, but not literally, seriously please do not touch us.